Acostado con su mujer, el ranchero Juan le acaricia los pechos a Lupe su mujer dici�ndole:
"�Sabes Lupe? Si estas dieran leche, vender�amos la vaca..."
Suspirando, Lupe le palmea la entrepierna y le dice:
"�Sabes Juan? Que si �sta aguantara m�s tiempo dura, entonces correr�amos al caporal..."
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