As the tittle suggests, there's a man who strands on a deserted island. His ship sank and he could barely swim to the island but he made it. He only found bananas to eat and he drank the milk from coconuts. It wasn't much but it was enough to survive.
days passed until he saw a little boat coming his way. In the boat was the most beautiful woman he ever saw. He got her attention by shouting and waving and she rowed his direction.
"What are you doing here?" the man asked.
"I stranded on the other side of the island, a few months ago!"
"How did you get that rowing boat?"
"I made it myself. The paddles are mode out of bamboo and the boat itself is made with wood from an eucalyptus tree. It's held together with rubber from the rubber trees."
"Fascinating! And that all without tools?"
"Actually, I discovered that there are small amounts of iron ore in the rocks. I melted it and was able to make some basic tools. By the way, do you have anything to eat?"
"Just some bananas... And I have a few coconuts!"
"Let's go to my place then!"
Once they arrived she showed him around. The house was pretty big and she lived luxuriously, considering she was stranded on an island.
She said: "You can use my bathroom while I change clothes. I even have a razor, made of bones. At the meanwhile, I'm going to change clothes."
When he got out of the bathroom she hugged him from behind and said "Since we're both stuck here and we both have certain needs... look, I believe that there's something that you want to do but that you weren't able to because you were on that beach all by yourself?"
"Are you serious...? Can I really... Browse reddit here?"
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