A man walks into a bar and hears the most beautiful music in the world (NSFW)

A business man walks into a bar. As he is sat down drinking his beer he notices a man playing the piano. After a few minutes he goes over .
“That tune was beautiful. I’ve never heard it before. What is it called?”
“You like to take it up the arse you filthy bitch” replied the pianist
I beg your pardon?
“You like to take it up the arse you filthy bitch”
“What an awful title”
“I wrote the song I call it what ever I like!”
The man sat back at his seat.
The pianist played another beautiful song
Again the man went up to the pianist and enquired what he was playing.
“I want to fuck your tits till spunk comes out your nose”
“Jesus, that’s even worse !”
“I wrote the song I’ll call it what I like!”
The pianist continued to play for another half hour a fantastic set. The pub is in tears and is applauding loudly. At the end the businessman once again approached the pianist - “ I have a dinner party next week and I would love it if you could play during the meal”

They agreed a price.

The day of the party. The guests arrived but the pianist was late. An hour late the doorbell rang and the man answered

“Thank God you’re here at last. Quick into the lounge.”

The pianist hesitated “I can't go in yet, I need to have a wank?”
"I beg your pardon"
“I can only play once I’ve relieved my sexual frustrations”
The host hesitated but then showed him to the toilet. And returned to his guests in the lounge.

After a few minutes. The pianist shambles into the lounge. There’s semen all over his face and clothes and his penis is out of his trousers.
The guests gasp in shock.

The host aghast says “Do you know your cocks hanging out and there’s spunk all over your face”

Do I know it, Do I know it!!! I fucking wrote it.