There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground, giving a report. In the background there was a man and a bridge.
"I'll bet you 50 bucks that the guy jumps off of the bridge," the brunette said to the blonde.
"Okay, it's a bet. " A moment later, the man did jump off the bridge and the blonde pulled out 50 dollars. " I can't take it. "
" You have to, it was a bet. "
" I really can't take it. You see, I watched the 6:00 news and saw him jump then." The brunette was feeling very humble at this point.
And the blonde said...
" Well, I watched it too, but I didn't think he'd jump twice!"
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