A man rushes home and kicks in the front door, yelling " Pack your bags honey, ive just won the lottery!" "Oh thats wonderful!" shouts the wife. Should i pack for the beach, or pack for the mountains? " I dont care" replies the man! "Just get the fuck out"
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