A couple of days before the wedding, his fiancee's sister calls him.
"Can you come round to my place please, I need help moving some furniture".
Ever the good brother-in-law to be, the man goes round.
Once inside, the fiancee's sister confronts him. She explains she's always found him attractive, she has a huge thing for him, and begs for a quick fling, a night of passion before he commits to his married life.
She goes closer to him, pressing her body onto his, slowly runnung her hands down his chest.
"Wait a minute, just hold on a second", the shocked man says, before he grabs his car keys and runs out of the address.
As he gets outside, he sees his finacee stood there, with her mother and father, and all the family. They begin to applaud and cheer the man's honorable decision, before congratulating and embracing him. He looks round to see the sister stood in the door doing the same.
The morale of this man's story? Always keep your condoms in the car.
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