the lord will save me

So there is a religious guy living in an area that is being greatly flooded.
(Let’s call him father Otis)
when there is a couple of inches of water on the ground a guy on a surfboard comes along and says in a think Mexican accent "father Otis I get you to safety just hop on my board and I take you outa here."

Father Otis replies "don’t worry about me sonny, if I should go into any danger, THE LORD WILL SAVE ME!"

"Whatever man"

Later when the water gets to covering his entire first floor, father Otis is sitting with his legs out the window on the second floor, and an elderly couple on a rowboat rows up to him, saying "father get in we will take you to safety"

Father Otis replies "don’t worry, if I should be put in any danger, THE LORD Will SAVE ME!"

"I wish you luck"

Later Father Otis is sitting on his roof because the water is covering the vast majority of his house, and a big coast guard rescue boat comes up and yells at him through a microphone SIR WE NEED TO GET YOU TO SAFTY THE FLOODING IS ONLY GOOING TO GET WORSE!"

Father Otis replies with "don’t worry about me lads, if anything is to put me in any danger, THE LORD WILL SAVE ME”
And the boat goes off.

Near the climax of the flooding father Otis is on the peak of his roof and a National Guard helicopter is hovering above him and drops a rope he yells at the helicopter, “DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME, IF I AM PUT INTO ANY DANGER THE LORD WILL SAVE ME!”

The heli replies “SIR YOU NEED TO GRAB THE ROPE YOU WILL BE FINE”
Father Otis refuses and flew helicopter flies off.

After that the water rises too high and father Otis drowns.
When he is in heaven, he asks god, “Hey god, how come you didn’t save me?”
God replies “well, I gave you a guy on a surfboard two boats and a helicopter, what more did you want?”

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