One day the chambermaid is giving him a blow-job when she hears the lady of the house approaching. She stops what she's doing and looks up at him. At that moment, he climaxes and manages to get some right in her eye.
It's messy and burning, she runs to the door, rubbing her face and tearing up. Just as she closes the door to the bedroom, the wife comes around the corner and sees her.
The lady asks "What are you doing outside our bedroom!? ...are you crying? What happened my dear?"
The girl looks at her and says "I just, I overheard your husband singing a hymn and I got overwhelmed with the spirit I think."
"Why that's beautiful. Which hymn?"
The chambermaid thinks for a second before blurting out "Battle Hymn of the Republic."
"Oh, I'm not familiar. How does it go?"
The girl takes a few seconds, wiping her face before singing.
"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord..."
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