He was depressed all the time. To help him out, his friend suggests him a place he heard, that helped people to increase their 'inches'. At the thought of giving it a try he visits there one day.
All he could see there was a hill and while he was searching a way to proceed, an old guy tells him 'Yer looking for is the holy sage. Hes at the top and ye have to get there climbing along that rope from the top'.
So he takes help of the rope and gets there exhaustedly. The sage greets him upon seeing and says ' I can sense your worry, I want you to take a dip in that holy lake with your legs spread like the letter V and you shall rise up proud with a M..! ' and invites him to a pool.
After looking at the man struggling to perform as told, the sage shows him how to do it. Correcting himself and finishing the ritual, the man was amazed by seeing how much it has grown. He offers the sage a bunch of money and dances merrily with joy. He takes a pause and asks him ' O Holy one! I am so happy now but there is one thing I am so meaning to ask you. You have shown me how to do the ritual and you might have done that so many times for others too. I wonder your how long your penis has grown' smiles a bit with hesitation. Sage replies ' Ah its okay to ask. You see that is... [pause] how did you climb to the top? '.. Man says ' I took the rope'., Sage bursts out with laughter- ' even you thought that was a rope! ., now please send the next one. '
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