The little man

There was a man who was tired of the city and decided he would go off and live in the forest.

Once in the forest he got materials and built a log cabin. After a hard day of work he sat down on a wooden chair in front of his cabin. Then a little man came by and asked if he could spend the night. The man thought, well I could use some company after this day of hard work, so he offered the little man a meal and a bed for the night.
The next morning the little man thanked the man and went on his way. But just as the little man went out of sight, the whole cabin collapsed!
The man said to himself "Maybe the wood wasn't strong enough."


so he got new materials and got himself bricks and cement.
After a hard day of work he sat down on a stone chair in front of his house. Then a little man came by and asked if he could spend the night. The man thought, well I could use some company after this day of hard work, so he offered the little man a meal and a bed for the night.
The next morning the little man thanked the man and went on his way. But just as the little man went out of sight, the whole house collapsed!
The man said to himself "Maybe the bricks weren't strong enough."


so he got new materials and built himself a brick house with a steel frame inside.
After a hard day of work he sat down on a chair in front of his cabin. Then a little man came by and asked if he could spend the night. The man thought, well I could use some company after this day of hard work, so he offered the little man a meal and a bed for the night.
The next morning the little man thanked the man and went on his way. But just as the little man went out of sight, the whole cabin collapsed!
The man said to himself "Maybe the brick with steel wasn't strong enough."


so he got new materials and built himself a concrete house.
After a hard day of work he sat down on a chair in front of his cabin. Then a little man came by and asked if he could spend the night. The man thought, well I could use some company after this day of hard work, so he offered the little man a meal and a bed for the night.
The next morning the little man thanked the man and went on his way. But just as the little man went out of sight, the whole cabin collapsed!
The man said to himself "Maybe the concrete wasn't strong enough."


so he got new materials and built himself a reinforced bunker.
After a hard day of work he sat down on a chair in front of his cabin. Then a little man came by and asked if he could spend the night. The man thought, well I could use some company after this day of hard work, so he offered the little man a meal and a bed for the night.
The next morning the little man thanked the man and went on his way. But just as the little man went out of sight, the whole cabin collapsed!
The man said to himself "Maybe the bunker wasn't strong enough."


so he got new materials and built himself a high tech steel fort.
After a hard day of work he sat down on a chair in front of his cabin. Then a little man came by and asked if he could spend the night. The man thought, well I could use some company after this day of hard work, so he offered the little man a meal and a bed for the night.
The next morning the little man thanked the man and went on his way. But just as the little man went out of sight, the whole cabin collapsed!


The man said to himself "Now i've had it with this little man!!"
So he ran after the little man, and could just catch up with him. He yelled at the little man, "What's up with you? Every time you stay the night my whole house collapses!!!"
To which little man says "And what's that got to do with me?!"