The manager of a well known liquor store for fine spirits, recieves a call about 18:00 in the evening.
"Excuse me sir, but when does your liquor store open?" Says the stranger.
"It opens at 10:00." Answers the owner.
The stranger thanks the owner for the answer and thus ends the conversation.
Some hours later the owner recieves another call from the same number.
"heeeeyyy, mister, when do you start selling booze", says the stranger as if he were slightly drunk.
"At 10:00!" Answers the owner before he ends the conversation, slightly annoyed.
At midnight the same number calls him again.
"Heelluuu dude, wen do yu open yur store?" Says the stranger, sounding very intoxcicated.
The owner answer angrily;
"By god that is none of your concern, cause there is no way in hell I`m letting someone that drunk into my store."
The phone goes silent for a couple of seconds...
"Nut wanna get into.... I wanna get out."
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