..when all of a sudden hes woken up by three massive bangs. He then searches for the orgin of the disturbance and findes three elephants rolling on the floor laughing.
He askes: "Hey guys, whats so funny?"
And after catching some air one of the elephants finally is able to reply: "Oh Lion, you wont believe it: We just screwed some baboons! Hahaha!"
"Soooo?" askes the lion "whats the big deal? We as well fuck them from time to time"
"Yes, lion, yes" giggles the elephant "But with you guys they dont explode, do they?"
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