A father comes home one day with a large cardboard box. When he unpacks it, the family's startled to see it contains a humanoid robot.
"This is a lie detector 'bot," the dad says. "It's programmed to slap anyone who tells a lie." He looks at his son and says, "Timmy, what were you watching over at your friend Joey's house last night?"
Timmy says, "Um...we were watching 'Toy Story'."
The robot slaps Timmy.
"OW!" Timmy says. "Okay, I admit it! We were watching porn!"
"Hah!" the dad says. "It works. And I'm ashamed of you. In my day we never even knew what porn was, much less watched it."
The robot slaps the dad.
"Haha!" the wife laughs. "He's your kid, all right."
The robot slaps the wife.
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