In a land far far away the king’s adviser yearned to fondle and suckle the boobs of the king’s 19th wife. He went to the local wizard for advise and promised to pay the wizard if the wizard could make it happen. The wizard then made the wife’s boobs to itch and the wife was in so much pain that the King had to go to the wizard for help. The wizard said the only way for the itch to go away was for the adviser to suckle the King’s boobs for an hour which the adviser did groping and fondling them to his heart’s content and in the process and the wife got healed. With the mission accomplished the adviser decided not to pay the wizard and started giving excuses and evading the wizard until the wizard realised the adviser was never going to pay. The wizard then thought of a plan and made the King’s butthole to itch so much that the King had no option but to go to the wizard for help. The wizard said for the pain to go away the king’s adviser had to lick the buttonhole for a whole day and when the adviser responded to the King’s summons he found him already undressed and bent over…
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