so the cop gets out calling for backup and shouts "Keep your hands on the wheel!" while approaching the driver's side. He instructs the driver to lower the window. It's a pale bald guy wearing a dark turtleneck and thick plastic eyeglasses.
"Ja? I vas just admiring Ihre Autobahn. There is eine Art von Problem?"
"Yeah, buddy," says the cop. "This isn't 'ear auto bahn.' You're in New York State, and you have to respect OUR laws. DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND. ME? Sir, step OUT of the vehicle please."
The German obliges and the cop says
"I'm going to need to look inside your vehicle," as he peers into the back seat. "How about you open up the trunk for me."
So the German clicks open the trunk, which floats open to reveal a set of red lights illuminating a bloody flank of pinkish flesh underneath.
"Put your hands in the air where I can see 'em!" shouts the cop. "You mind explaining this to me?!"
"Vhat?" says the German, "There is just die Tool-Kit, und—"
"NO, man! This . . . blood, and—"
"Ah, ja" says the German, "es ist just meine spare Veal."
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