...The King of England and The King of Spain are having an argument over who has the biggest penis. Eventually they decide to let the people judge.
They all stand on a stage in front of the people and drop their pants one by one.
The king of France drops his and the French crowd shout "viva la france!!"
The king of Spain drops his and the Spanish crowd shout "Viva la españa!!"
The king of England drops his, a long silence from the crowd, and then everybody shouts "God save the Queen!!!"
Edit: I posted this whilst high, The title of the post is part of the joke the ellipses symbolise this
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