An Englishman, a Frenchman, an Israeli, and a Palestinian were on an airplane.
The airplane developed serious problems and began losing altitude. Everything
possible was thrown overboard, but the plane was still losing altitude. Finally
the Englishman got up, walked to the door, yelled out "God save the Queen", and
jumped. The descent slowed but it was still not enough. The Frenchman got up
walked to the door and yell, "Viva La France!", and jumped. The plane was almost
flying level now, but just a little bit more reduction in weight was needed. The
Israeli got up walked to the door, yelled out "Allah is great", and through the
Palestinian out.
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