Joys of Jogging1. For every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at the age of 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000/month.2. The only reason I took up jogging was to hear heavy breathing again.3. I joined a health club last year, spending $400 in the process. I haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.4. I have to exercise early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.5. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.6. The advantage to exercising every day is that you die healthier.7. I have flabby thighs but fortunately my stomach covers them.8. If you are going to take up cross-country skiing, it helps to start with a small country.9. I don't jog; it makes me spill my milk shake.10. Actually, I don't exercise at all. If we were meant to touch our toes, we would have them farther up on our body.
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