The Japanese have a word that means 'woman who looks good from behind but not from the front'.

An IBM acronym

IBM: I'll Buy Macintosh

What does a...

Happy Brr-day son!

Why do they call...

Because they're full of Arab semen

Californian Cows

You have a million cows. Most of them are illegals.

Kids parents jobs

One day in class the teacher asked the kids what their dads did for a job....

FINE This is the...

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are...

What do you call...

Hood orient

AT THE JOB INTERVIEW

One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test...

I'm making a...

I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

Speech recognizer

I messed around with my speech recognition service by saying a phrase, then...