An American gets the idea to yell the name Luigi, and being a common Italian name when someone hears their name and looks up, they shoot him.
"Hey, Luigi!"
An Italian looks up and says
"Yeah?"
BANG
After the Americans do this a few times, the Italians try it for themselves. They decide to yell the name John, being a common American name.
"Hey-a, John!"
An American shouts back
"Hey! Is that you Luigi?"
The Italian looks up
"Yeah, itsa me!"
BANG
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