First post in /r/jokes. Heard this one years ago. Hopefully it's not a repost
One day a man walks into an Irish pub and immediately orders 3 pints of beer. Confused that he's ordering them all at once, the bartender asks "Are they all for you?"
"That they are" the Irishman replies, "You see, I have two brothers who've moved away and we've agreed to each have 3 drinks every Sunday so it'll be as if we're drinking together"
The man continues his weekly visits to the pub for several years, until one Sunday he only orders 2 pints.
Assuming one of his brothers has died, the bartender offers his condolences when the Irishman comes up to pay his tab.
The Irishman scratches his head, then replies "No, no. My brothers are still alive. I've just stopped drinking"
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