A young man exclaims:
"Hey, you shouldn't sit here, you should be at work, otherwise Google won't function and Facebook will be out of order!"
The Internet, always grumpy, replies:
"Bartender! Gimme a beer. Who is this fella who cares so much for those two idiots?"
The bartender smiles and says: "You're the Internet, you know everything."
The young guy whispers his IP address in the ear of the Internet.
The Internet, a very shy personality, blushes, whispers something back in the young mans ear, takes his hand and leaves the bar.
The bartender stares at the young man and asks: "Where's your hand? What did she whisper?"
"Happy birthday!"
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