The Indian Chief and the Pharmacist.

One day an Indian Chief comes to town to see the local pharmacist. He explains that he already has 10 children and does not want any more, and asks the pharmacist what he can do to help. The pharmacist gets him a box of condoms and explains how they work. The Chief pays him, thanks him, and goes on his way.

The next day, the Chief comes back to the pharmacist, complaining that the condoms don't work. The pharmacist asks him why, and he explains: "Left nut go boom, right nut go boom, condom go *POP*!"

So the pharmacist goes in the back and gets a box of extra strong condoms, the Chief thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the Chief returns again, with the same complaint. The pharmacist asks, "what happened?"

"Left nut go boom, right nut go boom, condom go *POP*!"

So the pharmacist thinks for a bit, and remembers a new condom he saw in a trade magazine. He special orders it for the Chief, and in a few days it arrives.

The next day, the pharmacist arrives at his pharmacy to find it on fire, and the Chief in a wheelchair out front. "Chief!" says the pharmacist, "Did you burn down my pharmacy?"

"Yes." replies the Chief.

"Why?" asks the pharmacist.

"Tried new condom last night. Left nut go boom, right nut go boom, condom go boom, left nut go *POP*!"