The Importance of Proper Punctuation----------------------------------------------------------Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You aregenerous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like youadmit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me forother men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoeverwhen we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let mebe yours? Gloria----------------------------------------------------------Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is. All about you aregenerous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you.Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me.For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelingswhatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Willyou let me be? Yours, Gloria----------------------------------------------------------
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