The Hunch Back Of Notre Dame

The Hunch Back Of Notre Dame is staggering home drunk, takes a short cut through a haunted graveyard. The Devi jumps up from one of the tombstones and the exchange goes like this:
Devil asks - give me all your money!
Hunch says - I don't have any money
Devil asks - well, what do you have
Hunch says - all I really have is this hunch on my back
Devil says - well then.... give it to me and takes it.
Hunch stand up straight feeling good and goes home. The next night he is at the bar and his friend with a club foot hobbles over - the exchange goes like this:

Club foot asks - Hunch you look good, what happened
Hunch tells the story and says - heres an idea, maybe if you do the same thing, the Devil will take your club foot and we can finally go pick up on some chicks together.
Club foot says - great idea I will try it - and heads to the haunted graveyard
Devil no doubt jumps up from behind a a tumbstone and says - give me all your money
Club foot says - I don't have any money
Devil says - well.... what do you have then
Club foot says - well... all I really have is this club foot
Devil says - hmmmm........ well.... here then have a hump! and slaps it on his back...
HAHA