There was once a man who had a ridiculously large penis. Everytime he wanted to make love to his wife, she would be in huge pain because it was too big and tore her apart. So one day, the man went looking for a solution to lose some size (ironic heh?). He found a very dark shop named "The Magical Problem Solver". "How convinient!", he said, as he entered the shop. The owner was a very old witch, and asked if he needed help. After explaining the problem, she said she couldn't help, but she knew of a beautiful fairy that would remove 1 inch away from your penis if she said the word "yes", but he had to be careful not to look at her directly, because she would enchant you and you would have sex with her. So he found this fairy and tried to make her say "yes". First, he asked the fairy: "Are you real?" and she answered "Yes. I am princess Eve from the heavens." The man lost an inch, but it wasn't enough. He needed to lose more: he asked: "You can reduce my dick by saying yes?" She said the word and he lost another inch; He accidentally gazed at her naked body and was hipnotized. They started the act, but unfortunately for the poor guy, she moaned a LOT. "Oh, yes! Give it to me! Yes, yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!"
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