The Honeymooners

Three couples on honeymoon end up meeting at a hotel. The men decides to bet on who is able to score the maximum number of times during the night. To keep the bet discreet, they decide that they say it by the number of time one butters their toast in the morning.

The morning arrives, and at the breakfast table, the first man takes the toast and applies the butter two times.

The second guy the toast and applies the butter three times.

The third guy takes the toast and butter, and applies, one, two, three times, then turns over the toast and applies one, two and three times.

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