.. and he sees him drinking a beer. "Hey grandpa, give me a beer." the boy said. His grandpa asks "Can your dick touch your asshole?". He replies "no" and is told to get out. Later that day his grandma made him cookies. His grandpa comes up and says "Boy, give me one of those cookies." The boy asks "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Proudly, the grandpa replies "Yes". The boy says "Then go fuck yourself."
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