A woman is walking down the street and sees a homeless man sitting along the sidewalk. She walks up to him and says
"Excuse me, but when was the last time you had something to eat?"
The man replies "3 days".
The woman, feeling sorry for the man, says "You know what, there's a fast food place nearby. I'll get you something from there." 10 minutes later she comes back and hands the man a bag of food.
The man says,"Thank you so much. Where did you get this food from?"
The woman replies "At the Arby's down the street"
Cringing, the man hands the food back and says,"Eh, what's one more day without food."
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