The woman happened to be Joe's long-lost aunt Froda, and upon seeing him, beckoned him to her. Froda told him, "These are my 3 children!"
She pointed to this first one.
"He is Watery."
"Why Watery?" Joe asked her.
"Cause when he was born, a droplet of water fell on his head."
"Hmm"
"This here," she gestured to her daughter, "is Leafy."
"Leafy?" Joe asked her.
"When she was born, a leaf fell on her head."
Suddenly, the 3rd child screamed, "MY FAVORITE COLOR IS POTATO!"
"Shut up Bricky."
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