After the hipsters won in the Flannel Uprising, Cascadia seceded. The first rules they instated did away with gluten and GMOs, making all our food organic. Soon this spread to meat itself, making the populace vegetarian. The unrest was palpable, though, so every year, for one night, all food became legal. Some called it the Food Relief Day, others the National Cheat Day, but I call it The Burge.
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