Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was too far out, man.
How do you starve a hippie?
Hide the drug money under the soap.
What did the Dead Head say when he ran out of weed?
Man, this music sucks.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?
The joint won't make it all the way around the circle.
What do hippie chicks and hockey players have in common?
They both shower and change pads after 3 periods.
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So, I was driving to a Phish show, and I see this hippie on the side of the road walking with one shoe on. He looks like he has been walking for a very long time.
I call out to him - "Hey man, you lost a shoe!"
He responds - "Nah, man, I found a shoe!"
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