What are those hats called?

So a guy goes up to a Rabbi and says,

"Excuse me Rabbi, but this has been bothering me all day. What are those little hats that Jewish men wear called?"

"Yarmulka", says the Rabbi.

"God bless you," says the guy, "but seriously tell me about the hats or this is gonna buy the he'll out of me!"

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