The height of...


Height of Patience:
A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.


Height of Frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.


Height of Innocence:
A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipples.


Height of Laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.


Height of Competition:
A guy peeing beside a waterfall.


Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.


Height of Disgust:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.


Height of Technology:
A condom with a zip.


Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his arse is itching.

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