A man and his wife were touring the Louvre, when they came across the [statue of the goddess, Nike](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2444/4075352320_21271e99e9.jpg).
The man remarks, "Ah, such beauty. It is a shame that the sculptor decided to leave out her head."
"Well, to me, it's rather evident that he died before he finished the statue," the wife replied.
"What makes you say that?"
"Do you have any idea how long it takes to do a woman's hair?"
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