An man talks with his wife after a long night of drinking.
Man: "Honey, I think our house is haunted!"
Wife: "Why do you say that?"
Man: "Last night, I was going to the bathroom and when I opened the door, the lights suddenly and cold air blew right into me!"
Wife: "You idiot! You pissed in the fridge again!"
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