He got a text from a partner across the country. "Where is that shipment of yarmulkes?"
The hat salesman's neighbor told the police he shouted something before he shot his self.
Said he went and checked the manifest. He'd found the shipment. IT WAS ALL CAPS....
Im sorry, if I could replace your seven seconds I would.
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