There is an older woman standing near the bow of the cruise ship watching the sunset. She is wearing a beautiful dress and a hat to match. The woman has one hand on the railing and the other holding her hat. A deckhand who is watching from a distance, sees the wind is blowing her dress up and realizes that she isn't wearing any underwear. The wind has her dress blowing everywhere to the point where she might as well not wear anything at all. The deckhand approaches the woman and says "Ma'am, do you realize the wind is blowing your dress up for everyone to see?" The woman responds "Everything you see down there is over 65 years old, however I just bought this hat yesterday."
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