A man goes into a hotel, orders for a cold drink with a straw to sip it, and sits there with the handle of the tablespoons up both his nostrils. People find it weird, but he does it, every day.
It's about a month, and no one knows why he is doing what he does. Finally, the waiters decide that while setting his table, they will keep the knife and forks but no tablespoons, and see how he reacts. The guy comes as usual, orders his soft drink, and puts the fork handles up his nostrils..
The waiters have just had enough, and finally, one of them goes to him as asks:
"Now why the hell would you do this?!!"
*"Do what?"*
"Why did you put the fork handles up your nostrils!"
*"Well, you didn't give me spoons!!"*
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