There was this guy who had not got laid for sometime and so he went to a bar to get a girl to get laid with. His bad luck there werent many girls that night and the few who were there had a guy talking with them. Then he noticed a mature woman sitting all alone having a drink. Sure she was old but she hell was hot for her age. Then he got a filthy thought in his mind maybe she has a hot looking daughter and he could convince her and her daughter to have a threesome with him. So he approached her table and soon enough they both started chatting and after a few drinks the guy told her about his fantasy of having a threesome with a mom and daughter. The woman who was dead drunk by now gave a hard look at his face and then said," okay that seems interesting, so lets go over to my place". The guy couldn't believe his luck that he convinced her so easily and so both of them took a cab and went to her house. On entering the woman shouted out loudly,"mom are you awake?"
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