A man is hiring a new secretary. He has three prospects and they all have the same qualifications. So he asks them all a hypothetical question.
If an important client arrives for an appointment and I am late what do you do.
Prospect #1 "Ask the client to wait while I call you on your cell phone to make sure you are on your way."
Prospect #2 "Bring the client to the conference room, and offer him a drink, while I am getting the drink call you and ask you what to do until you arrive."
Prospect #3 "Tell the client to wait while I catch up on my filing".
Which one does he hire?
The one with the biggest tits.
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