There was once a woman who lived in a pink house , the garden was pink, all her food was pink , her car was pink. ...she'd wake up in her pink bed, turn off her pink alarm clock , slip on her pink slippers , get dressed in her pink dress, and go to work in her pink car. Then later she'd come home and open the pink door to her pink house and open her pink refrigerator to cook her pink food...Well one night she hears a knock at the door and opens it to find 3 guys standing in her pink doorway. They tell her "Miss, we have no place to stay tonight and came upon your beautiful pink home and were hoping we could stay the night ", she feels sorry for them and says "Of course, I have 3 pink guest rooms you all can stay the night in" and leads each one to the rooms.The next morning she wakes up early in her pink bed and decides to prepare the guys breakfast...she goes to the first light pink room and asks the man "I'm making breakfast , would you like raisin bran or corn flakes?" The man says "raisin bran please"..she makes her way to the second hot pink colored guest room and opens the pink door and asks the same question, the man responds with "cornflakes please and thank you so much "...finally she makes her way to the 3rd pinkest guest room and asks the same question to the third man , he says "I'd really enjoy raisin bran, thank you" . So what's the moral of the story here?
2 out of 3 people prefer raisin bran to cornflakes
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