..the dad looks at her and says:
"I will if you suck my dick."
The daughter is appalled, but hey, One Direction, it's what all the cool kids are into these days! Reluctantly, she gets on her knees, unzips her dad's jeans and starts working for them tickets.
"Ewwww, Dad!! Your cock tastes like shit!"
"Yeah, well, your little brother wanted to go to the circus!"
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