The ghost on the toilet

Pit is at his grandparents house, (pit is a boy, like 10 years old?

Grandmother goes to toilet, on the toilet a ghost says: I am the ghost of food and blooood!
Grandmother runs out the toilet while screaming


Granddad goes to toilet, in the toilet the ghost says: I am the ghost of food and bloood!
Granddad runs out the toilet while screaming.

Pit goes to the toilet, the ghosts says: I am the ghost of food and blooood!, Pit replys with: "And i am Pit who is taking a shit"!


Sorry for bad grammar, english is not my native language

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