The German, Englishman, Frenchmen, and American on the plane.

So the German, Englishman, Frenchman, and American are on a plane. So they are sitting there and all of a sudden the pilot comes back and says "Someone is going to have to jump off the plane because the plane weighs too much and we won't make it." So the German gets up and walks over to the door and says something in German that amounts to "GERMANY FOREVER!!!" and jumps out of the plane. So the pilot goes back to the cockpit and comes back a little while later and says "Someone else is gonna have to jump off or we won't make it." So the Englishman gets up and walks over to the door and says "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!" and jumps out of the plane. The pilot goes back up to the front and comes back a little while later and says "We still won't make it so someone else is going to have to jump." So the American gets up walks over to the door and says "GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!" and throws the French guy out of the plane.