In his local bistro, the handsome young Frenchman had no trouble at all picking-up the young fresh-faced girl tourist.
He took her to a nearby public park, and thinking that the setting was sufficiently secluded, he proceeded to do what comes naturally at such times.
Whereupon a gendarme runs up from behind some trees and says "Necrophilia? How disgusting! How could you make love to a dead woman like that?"
Whereupon the Frenchman keeps up his stroke and waves the gendarme off, explaining "She's not dead, officer - she's American"
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