Okay, NFL fans, I can prove that the draft, and the entire league (except one team!!!) is rigged. Here's the evidence: Do you really believe that the Rams and Eagles would give up that much for unknown quarterbacks if the draft was real? I sure don't. They did it because the NFL promised them victories and records if they made this draft drama happen. They did it because the NFL will make sure these two young men are successes, unless they want them to be busts. If they want that, they'll set the poor guys up like they did with Johnny Football, RG3 (though this one had way more drama!!!!), David Carr, Ryan Leaf, Jamarcus Russell, and so many more! The only one who tried to go off script was Tim Tebow, and he got blacklisted for it!!! There is also no way that Laremy Tunsil would post a video of himself smoking pot... unless the NFL told him to for more ratings on draft day. He seems like a smart young guy, he wouldn't do it if the league was real. Too bad, the NFL will probably have him arrested for "drug possession" in a year or two. And now the best evidence, I will predict some more drama today (though if the NFL sees this, they'll change the script to make me seem like the crazy one, LOL). Maybe Myles Jack will have some troubles aside from his injuries? Or something like that. So anyways, the only real winner yesterday was the only real team left, the New England Patriots. The NFL and Goodell are trying to stomp out any REAL integrity by bringing them down with (fake) penalties. But it's okay, because the great New England Patriots can see through the haze to win the Superbowl. Goodell wants to take the best QB ever away? Fine, we have a future Hall of Fame QB waiting to take over. You want to give the (cheater) Broncos the Super Bowl for Payton 'HGH' Manning's birthday? Fine, at least we won where it counts. And you can bet your a** that there will be HUNDREDS of "questionable" calls against the great New England Patriots this year, but we'll overcome and win the entire thing again!
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