"Well, this app is amazing, I spent at least 18 hours a day on this app. Who needs sleep when you have Facebook, my wife may be getting mad that I no longer pay attention to her, but Facebook is all I need. Soon after downloading this app my wife never ceases her complaining. "Honey I'm cold, come cuddle with me." She would say, it got annoying after the first time so I raised my hand to her and back handed her square in the face. She didn't complain much after that, she even sent me a divorce on Facebook so I blocked her. Facebook has got to be the best app ever made."
LoL This was for the Facebook Messenger app.
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