A guy walks into a bar in one morning, and goes up to the bar tender. "Do you guys have golden toilets?" he asks.
"What? Golden toilets? What are you talking about?"
"Look, last night I got pretty wasted but the one thing I can remember is peeing in a golden toilet."
Bartender says "OK, first, no we don't have golden toilets. Secondly, HEY MORTY, I FOUND THE GUY THAT PISSED IN YOUR TUBA!"
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