A man walks up to an attractive woman at a bar and begins to tell her a story.
"The other day, I was walking through the park, when something unexpected bumped against my shoe," he says.
The girl is intrigued. "Well, what was it?" she asks.
"It was a magic lamp," the man says. "I rubbed it, and a genie came out. He said, 'I'll grant you one wish, but this isn't like Aladdin. You don't get to choose your wish. I'll give you two options, and you have to pick one.'"
"What were the choices?"
"The genie said I could have either a flawless memory, or a giant dick."
The girl thinks for a moment. "Wow. Which did you pick?"
"I don't remember."
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